Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.