Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.