Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

All the best people are crazy.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.