Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

All the best people are crazy.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.