Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.