Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

All the best people are crazy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.