Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.