Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is the key to everything

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad