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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

All the best people are crazy.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.