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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.