Skip to Content

अच्छा सुनो, मुझे उस वक़्त तुम पर बेहद प्यार आता है.. जब मेरे कहने से पहले ही तुम मेरे दिल की बात समझ जाती हो !!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.