Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.