Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.