Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.