Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.