Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.