Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.