Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।