सुन्नो… तुम्हें हमारे दिल ने हज़ारों में से एक चुना हैं, इसीलिये मेरा प्यार, तेरे लियें लाखों गुना हैं,

"कितना भी पकड़लो फिसलता ज़रूर है ! ये वक़्त है ! जनाब बदलता ज़रूर है !!"

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

दोस्त पैदा होते हैं, बनाये नहीं जाते.

Attraction is temporary love but love is permanent attraction.

खुशनसीब कुछ ऐसे हम हो जायें…..❤️ तुम हो.. हम हो..और इश्क़ हो जाये

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

अच्छा लगता है ... 😻 जब लोग आपके स्टेटस को कॉपी करने लग जाते हैं....😝

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years!

After exercising I always eat a pizza…Just kidding I never exercise.

Long-term marriage? That means that when your wife asks you to strip, it’s more likely that she’s trying to fill up the space in the washing machine than anything else.

Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!” “What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

सच्ची फ्रेंडशिप तब होती है जब दो लोगों के बीच की चुप्पी कम्फर्टबल हो.

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

. "मेरी कोशिश हमेशा से नाकाम रही ! पहले तुम्हें पाने की अब तुम्हें भुलाने की !!"

"जल्दी सो जाया करो दोस्तों ! यूँ रातभर जागने से मोहब्बत लौट कर नहीं आती !!"

अभी भी पुराने दोस्त जो अभी-अभी मिले हों उनके लिए कोई शब्द नहीं है.

जैसे दोनों 👁️आँख एक साथ होते हैं. ठीक वैसे ही भाई-बहन 👫के रिश्ते भी ख़ास होते हैं।

Honey, do you think I gained weight? - No, I think the living room got smaller.

The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.

👩‍🏭 बहन वो दोस्त है जो थामती तो हाथ है. लेकिन स्पर्श 💖 दिल को करती है !!!

It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”