औकात की बात क्या करती है तू पगली हम वो है जो, जिसके साथ एक बार Dance कर ले ना उसकी भी Demand बढ़ जाती है.
Vegetarian don’t kill the animals for eating; they eat the animals’ food.
I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
"किस्मत मौका देती है ! लेकिन मेहनत सबको चौंका देती है !!"
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
I have great faith in fools; self- confidence my friends call it.
Duck tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and keeps the universe together.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
कैसी🤔 मनहूस ❌द्यड़ी🕒 थी। जब उससे🙆🏻 Aankhen👀 लड़ी थी ।Dil 😍😘❤मेरा 💁🏻♂डोल🙈 गया था WO😇 एेसी sOni😘 KuDi👰🏻 थी।
"खुद की तरक्की में इतना वक़्त लगा दो ! कि किसी दूसरे की बुराई करने का वक़्त न मिले !!"
Homework kills trees. So don’t do homework.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…
Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
Work: My boss is making his office bigger. His ego doesn’t fit.
हमदम तो साथ चलते हैं , रास्ते तो बेवफ़ा बदलते हैं , तेरा चेहरा है जब से आँखों में , मेरी आँखों से लोग जलते हैं।
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.
You're always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company
मेरे बर्दाश्त करने का अंदाजा तू क्या लगायेगी..तेरी उम्र से कहीं ज्यादा..मेरे जिस्म पर जख्मो के निशाँ हैं.
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
"व्यक्ति महान अपने कार्यों से होता है ! अपने जन्म से नहीं !!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.