Funny Quotes

School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

ज़िन्दगी की हक़ीक़त को बस इतना ही जाना है ! दर्द में अकेले हैं खुशियों में ज़माना है !!"

Make it idiot- proof, and someone will make a better idiot!\

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

ना ज़मीन चाहिये ना जायदाद” मुझे तो बस तेरी ज़िंदगी_का हर पल चाहिये, वो भी_ अभी के अभी..

"एक सफल व्यक्ति बनने की कोशिश मत करो ! बल्कि मूल्यों पर चलने वाले व्यक्ति बनो !!

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

"तमन्नाओ की महफ़िल तो हर कोई सजाता है ! पर पूरी उसकी होती है जो तक़दीर लेकर आता है !!"

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

Real Astronomers are in our family, 1st Mother who showed the moon in childhood. 2nd papa - who used to show the whole universe in just 1 slap. Third wife - who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.

नफरत के बाज़ार में जीने का अलग ही मज़ा है , लोग रुलाना नहीं छोड़ते हम हसना नहीं छोड़ते।

लिखी कुछ शायरी ऐसी तेरे नाम से कि,जिसने तुम्हे देखा भी नही उसने भी तेरी तारीफ कर दी

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!

अगर आप पता लगाना चाहते हैं कि सच्चा दोस्त कौन है, गड़बड़ कर दीजिये और मुसीबत के दौर से गुजरिये….फिर देखिये कौन आपके साथ टिका रहता है.

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

"कमज़ोर तब रूकते है, जब वे थक जाते हैं ! और विजेता तब रूकते जब वे जीत जाते हैं

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

मेरी मोहब्बत की हद ना तय कर पाओगे तुम, तुम्हें साँसों से भी ज्यादा मोहब्बत करते है हम.❤️

"मूर्खो से तारीफ सुनने से बेहतर ! बुद्धिमान की डांट सुनना होता है !!