I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet touch the ground in the morning, the devils says “Oh no she’s up.”

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

She: “All my friends are telling me I married an idiot!” He: “What they mean is, only an idiot would’ve married you!”

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

I used to have a friend but the rope broke and he got away.

Cheers to my Haters, There is so much more to come!!!

Mother In Law, an anagram of, Woman Hitler

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

सुन पगली, तुम्हारी फ़िक्र हैं ‘शक’ नहीं, तुम्हें कोई और देखे ये किसी को हक़ नहीं,

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

एक सच्चा दोस्त कभी आपके रास्ते में नहीं आता जब तक कि आप गलत रास्ते पे ना जा रहे हों.

मैं इतनी कामयाबी हासिल करूँगा की, तुझे माफी माँगने के लिए भी लाईन में खड़ा होना पड़ेगा”

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Friendship is the key to everything

To challenge us, you have to be good. To tie us, you have to be better. To beat us, you HAVE to be kidding!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

The amount of people that confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.