मुझे देखने वाले तो लाखों है लेकिन मेरी नजर मै जो समाया वो करोडो मै एक है..

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

काश तुम कभी ज़ोर से गले लगा कर कहो डरते क्यों हो ☺पागल तुम्हारी ही तो हूँ.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

Friends are our chosen family.

The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)

Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..?? Best answer given ever :- Husband: Areh Pagli, Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin le jata hai kya..

Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..

क्यों ना गुरुर मैं अपने आप पर,, मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले हज़ारों थे..

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Cousin: Why are you so lazy? Me: I’m not lazy I’m just saving my energy.

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone

इन आँखों को जब तेरा दीदार हो जाता है दिन कोई भी हो मेरा त्यौहार हो जाता है.

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.

"यूँ सिमट गया मेरा प्यार चंद अल्फाज़ो में ! जब उसने कहा मोहब्बत तो है पर तुमसे नहीं !!"

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Wear Short Sleeves! Support the right to bear arms!

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.