All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!

ये दोस्तों की मदद नहीं है जो हमारी इतनी मदद करती है, जितना कि उनकी मदद मिलने का यकीन होना.

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

एक दोस्त जो आपके आंसुओं को समझता है वो उन ढेर सारे मित्रों से कहीं ज्यादा कीमती है जो सिर्फ आपकी मुस्कान को जानते हैं.

If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

दोस्त और शिष्टाचार आपको वहां ले जायेंगे जहाँ दौलत नहीं ले जा पायेगी.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

👩‍🏭 बहन वो दोस्त है जो थामती तो हाथ है. लेकिन स्पर्श 💖 दिल को करती है !!!

Spies and parents never sleep.

नाराजगी भी बड़ी प्यारी सी चीज है, चंद पलो मे प्यार को दुगुना कर देती हैं.।

अगर ज़िन्दगी में कुछ पाना है तो ! अपने तरीक़े बदलो इरादे नहीं !!

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet touch the ground in the morning, the devils says “Oh no she’s up.”

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.

Attraction is temporary love but love is permanent attraction.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)

I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think! The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy. There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

पुराने दोस्त होने का एक फायदा ये है कि आप उनके साथ मूर्खतापूर्ण होना वहन कर सकते हैं.

Brothers are just born to bother sisters.

इतनी बदसलूकी न कर ए ज़िन्दगी ! हम कौन सा यहाँ बार बार आने वाले हैं !!"

पसंद है मुझे उन लोगों से हारना ! जो मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हैं !!"