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हमने तो तेरे इश्क़ में रो रो कर दरिया बहा दिए, तू इतना बेवफा निकला कि हम उस दरिया में नहा लिए।
All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.
Oral hygiene: The dentist wanted to take one of my teeth. I said, “I think I’ll wait for the tooth fairy.”
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
अगर मुझे अपनी ज़िन्दगी दोबारा जीने का #मौका मिले तो इस बार तेरा नाम पहले अपने हाथो की लकीरो में लिखवा कर आऊंगा
Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
Some guys will tell you they love you, and won’t even know your favorite color.
Guns don’t kill people… Dads with pretty daughters do.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
"कमज़ोर तब रूकते है, जब वे थक जाते हैं ! और विजेता तब रूकते जब वे जीत जाते हैं
True skill comes without effort.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it most…don’t use it.
Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.
Spies and parents never sleep.
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
"ज़िन्दगी एक खेल है ! ये आपको तय करना है आपको खेल बनना है या खिलाड़ी !!"
Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)
So many men and yet so few brains.
उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
You're always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company
घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है
Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
"सिर्फ खड़े होकर पानी देखने से आप ! नदी पार नहीं कर सकतें !!
People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.