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एक दोस्त जो आपके आंसुओं को समझता है वो उन ढेर सारे मित्रों से कहीं ज्यादा कीमती है जो सिर्फ आपकी मुस्कान को जानते हैं.

Funny Quotes

Welcome to our Funny Quotes category, where humor reigns supreme! Here, you will find a delightful assortment of quotes designed to bring a smile to your face and laughter to your heart.

Why People Love These Quotes

Humor is a universal language that connects us all. People search for funny quotes to lighten their mood, share a laugh with friends, or simply to enjoy a moment of joy. These quotes serve as a reminder that laughter is an essential part of life.

When to Use These Quotes

  • To brighten up your social media posts
  • As witty WhatsApp status updates
  • For clever Instagram captions that get a chuckle
  • In speeches to add a touch of humor
  • On greeting cards to spread joy

What You'll Find in This Collection

Our collection is filled with a variety of funny quotes that cater to all tastes. From classic one-liners to contemporary jokes, you’ll find something that resonates with your sense of humor. Each quote is handpicked to ensure it delivers a hearty laugh.

Explore More Quotes

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our extensive collection of funny quotes. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a memorable saying to share, you’ll find it here. Dive in, enjoy, and don’t forget to share your favorites with friends and family!

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

नींद आने की दवाईयां हजार है… ना आने के लिए इश्क काफी है..

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

Killer Attitude” Teacher : why are you late? – – – – – – Student : Does it really matter? You still get paid !! =P

Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

My idea of multi- tasking is using a knife and fork at the same time.

सुन तो,ज़रा तेरी हर मीठी यादें मेरी आँखों में बसी हैं,” और ये तब तक रहेंगी,जब तक ये आँखे खुली हैं

Our love story is written in shared smiles, inside jokes, and the occasional "I told you so" that always ends in a hug. It's a beautiful narrative of us. 📖❤️

Marriage is finding that one person who still loves you even after you've eaten the last slice of pizza they were saving. It's true love, folks, and maybe a little bit of strategic apology. My heart (and stomach) belongs to him! 🍕💕

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”

I love sweet people, they taste good.

एक प्यारी दोस्ती आत्मा को तरोताज़ा कर देती है.

"इससे पहले की सपने सच हो ! आपको सपने देखने होंगे !!"

आदमी बड़ा हो या छोटा कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता ! उसकी कहानी बड़ी होनी चाहिए !!"

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

तजुर्बा एक बार का ही इबरत के लिए काफ़ी था ! मैंने देखा नहीं इश्क़ दुबारा करके !!"

I talk to myself cos I prefer talking to a better class of people.;- )

Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still going back outside tomorrow.

बहुत सारे लोग आपके साथ शानदार गाड़ियों में घूमना चाहते हैं, पर आप चाहते हैं कि कोई ऐसा हो जो गाड़ी खराब हो जाने पर आपके साथ बस में जाने को तैयार रहे.

Marriage is a beautiful dance of give and take, especially when it comes to who gets the last cookie. But we always share, eventually. 🍪😅💑