Funny Quotes / Husband & Wife

मैंने उससे शादी की क्योंकि वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त थी, और अब वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी बॉस है। पर सच कहूँ, मुझे ये बॉस बहुत पसंद है! 😂❤️

He's my anchor in the storm, my sunshine on a cloudy day, and the only person who can convince me to watch a documentary about ancient pottery. That's true love, folks. ⚓☀️💑

Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

शादी के बाद पता चला, 'एडजस्टमेंट' सिर्फ एक शब्द नहीं, ये तो हर दिन की कहानी है, खासकर जब रिमोट के लिए लड़ते हैं। पर प्यार में सब जायज़ है! 😅💑

My husband is my favorite person to share a laugh with, especially when we're being completely ridiculous. He brings out my silly side. 😂❤️

He's the one who still makes my heart race, even when he's just walking in the door after a long day. My forever crush, always. ❤️🏡

He's my favorite human alarm clock, always waking me up with a kiss... or the sound of him looking for his keys. We're a perfectly imperfect team, navigating life's chaos one "Honey, have you seen...?" at a time. Wouldn't trade our beautiful mess for anything! 😂❤️

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि 'सॉरी' कहने से ज़्यादा, 'तुम्हारी बात सही थी' कहना ज़्यादा असरदार होता है। और फिर सब ठीक हो जाता है! 😂❤️

Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि 'सॉरी' कहने से ज़्यादा, 'तुम्हारी बात सही थी' कहना ज़्यादा असरदार होता है। और फिर सब ठीक हो जाता है! 😂❤️

He's the calm to my chaos, the logic to my "let's just wing it." Together, we're a balanced equation, even if sometimes the variables are arguing over who left the lights on. It's a beautiful, bright life! ✨❤️

मैंने उससे शादी की क्योंकि वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त थी, और अब वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी बॉस है। पर सच कहूँ, मुझे ये बॉस बहुत पसंद है! 😂❤️

My husband thinks he's the head of the household, and I let him believe it. After all, someone has to hold the map while I decide where we're actually going. It's called teamwork, darling! 🗺️❤️😂

We're not just husband and wife; we're a dynamic duo, tackling life's challenges one forgotten grocery list and one spontaneous road trip at a time. Always better together! 🛒🚗💕

He's the one who still gives me butterflies, especially when he remembers my coffee order without asking. It's the little details that make a big difference. ☕💕

हमारी शादी एक कॉमेडी शो है, जहाँ मैं जोक सुनाता हूँ, और वो मुझे देखकर हँसती है, कभी मेरे जोक्स पर, कभी मुझ पर। और मैं बस मुस्कुरा देता हूँ। 😂💕

Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

Long-term marriage? That means that when your wife asks you to strip, it’s more likely that she’s trying to fill up the space in the washing machine than anything else.

My husband is my best friend, my partner in crime, and the only one who truly appreciates my terrible puns. He's a keeper, and so are his groans. 😂❤️

मैंने उससे शादी की क्योंकि वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त थी, और अब वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी बॉस है। पर सच कहूँ, मुझे ये बॉस बहुत पसंद है! 😂❤️

Our love is like a fine wine: it gets better with age, and sometimes, it makes us a little tipsy with happiness. Cheers to many more years of beautiful intoxication! 🍷🥂💑

My husband is my favorite person to share a silly dance with in the kitchen, even if we have no rhythm. It's our special kind of joy. 💃🕺🤣

Marriage is finding that one person who will still love you even after seeing you at your absolute worst... and then choosing to annoy you anyway. It's a beautiful cycle. 😂❤️

Our love is a beautiful journey, full of shared dreams, whispered secrets, and the occasional debate over directions. But we always find our way home, together. 🗺️❤️

शादी के बाद पता चला, 'एडजस्टमेंट' सिर्फ एक शब्द नहीं, ये तो हर दिन की कहानी है, खासकर जब रिमोट के लिए लड़ते हैं। पर प्यार में सब जायज़ है! 😅💑

वो मेरी ज़िंदगी की वो किताब है, जिसे मैं हर दिन पढ़ता हूँ, और हर बार एक नया अध्याय मिलता है। यही तो है हमारा खूबसूरत रिश्ता। 🥰💑

वो मेरी सबसे बड़ी आलोचक है, और मेरी सबसे बड़ी प्रशंसक भी। एक पल में डाँटती है, अगले ही पल प्यार से गले लगा लेती है। यही तो है हमारा अनोखा बंधन। 🥰💕

He's the one who still opens doors for me, even after all these years. It's the little gestures of chivalry that keep the romance alive. 💕