Funny Quotes / Husband & Wife

शादी के बाद पता चला, 'एडजस्टमेंट' सिर्फ एक शब्द नहीं, ये तो हर दिन की कहानी है, खासकर जब रिमोट के लिए लड़ते हैं। पर प्यार में सब जायज़ है! 😅💑

Husband sent an sms to wife: thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever i am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're great. She replied that sms: pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao.. Daro mat..

Our love is like a perfectly aged wine: it gets better with time, and always leaves me wanting more. Cheers to our forever! 🍷🥂💑

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि प्यार का मतलब सिर्फ 'आई लव यू' नहीं, बल्कि 'क्या खाओगे?' और 'मैंने तुम्हारे लिए खाना बना दिया है' भी है। यही तो है सच्चा प्यार! 🥰💑

He's the one who still gives me butterflies, especially when he tells me I'm beautiful, even on my messy hair days. That's true love, folks. 🦋🥰

Marriage is about building a life together, one shared laugh and one inside joke at a time. He's my favorite co-creator. 😂❤️

My husband is my favorite person to watch the sunset with, holding hands and dreaming about all the tomorrows we'll share. Forever and always, my love. 🌅💕

Honey, do you think I gained weight? - No, I think the living room got smaller.

He's the one who still opens doors for me, even after all these years. It's the little gestures of chivalry that keep the romance alive. 💕

मैंने उससे शादी की क्योंकि वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त थी, और अब वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी बॉस है। पर सच कहूँ, मुझे ये बॉस बहुत पसंद है! 😂❤️

Our love is a journey, not a destination, filled with unexpected detours and beautiful scenery. He's my favorite travel partner. 🚗💕

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

My husband is my best friend, my partner in crime, and the only one who truly appreciates my terrible puns. He's a keeper, and so are his groans. 😂❤️

पति-पत्नी का रिश्ता ऐसा है, जहाँ वो एक-दूसरे की बातें सुनते हैं, भले ही बाद में अपनी ही चलाएं! पर प्यार तो बेशुमार है। यही तो हमारी टीम वर्क है, है ना? 😂❤️

Marriage is about finding your person, the one who makes you feel like you can conquer the world, even if that world is just getting through Monday. He's my hero! 💪❤️

BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.

We're like two pieces of a puzzle, perfectly fitting together, even if sometimes we have to wiggle a bit to make it work. The picture we're creating is beautiful. 🧩🥰

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

She: “All my friends are telling me I married an idiot!” He: “What they mean is, only an idiot would’ve married you!”

What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि प्यार का मतलब सिर्फ 'आई लव यू' नहीं, बल्कि 'क्या खाओगे?' और 'मैंने तुम्हारे लिए खाना बना दिया है' भी है। यही तो है सच्चा प्यार! 🥰💑

शादी के बाद पता चला, 'एडजस्टमेंट' सिर्फ एक शब्द नहीं, ये तो हर दिन की कहानी है, खासकर जब रिमोट के लिए लड़ते हैं। पर प्यार में सब जायज़ है! 😅💑