Funny Quotes / Husband & Wife

Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

He's the one who makes even the most mundane tasks feel like an adventure, like turning laundry day into a folding competition. He makes everything fun! 🧺🤣

मैंने उससे शादी की क्योंकि वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त थी, और अब वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी बॉस है। पर सच कहूँ, मुझे ये बॉस बहुत पसंद है! 😂❤️

He's the one who makes me feel like the luckiest person in the world, every single day. His love is my greatest treasure. 💖💑

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि 'सॉरी' कहने से ज़्यादा, 'तुम्हारी बात सही थी' कहना ज़्यादा असरदार होता है। और फिर सब ठीक हो जाता है! 😂❤️

वो मेरी ज़िंदगी की सबसे खूबसूरत गलती है, जिसके बिना मैं अपनी ज़िंदगी की कल्पना भी नहीं कर सकता। यही तो है हमारा प्यारा सा रिश्ता। 🥰🙈

हमारी बहसें भी कितनी मज़ेदार होती हैं, जहाँ मैं हमेशा जीतता हूँ, पर वो मुझे जीतने नहीं देती। और अंत में, हम दोनों हँस पड़ते हैं। 🤣💕

Our love is a beautiful journey, full of shared dreams, whispered secrets, and the occasional debate over directions. But we always find our way home, together. 🗺️❤️

I married my best friend, which means I always have someone to blame when the snacks disappear, and someone to share the blame with when we buy too many plants. It's a beautiful partnership! 🪴🙈❤️

My husband is my favorite person to binge-watch shows with, even if we have different opinions on plot twists. We're a team, even on the couch. 📺💑

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि 'सॉरी' कहने से ज़्यादा, 'तुम्हारी बात सही थी' कहना ज़्यादा असरदार होता है। और फिर सब ठीक हो जाता है! 😂❤️

Our love is like a perfectly brewed cup of tea: warm, comforting, and always makes everything better. He's my daily dose of calm. ☕🥰

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

He's the one who still opens doors for me, even after all these years. It's the little gestures of chivalry that keep the romance alive. 💕

हमारा रिश्ता ऐसा है, जहाँ मैं उसे परेशान करता हूँ, और वो मुझे प्यार से डाँटती है, फिर भी हम एक-दूसरे के बिना नहीं रह सकते। यही तो है हमारी केमिस्ट्री! 😂❤️

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

वो मेरी ज़िंदगी की वो किताब है, जिसे मैं हर दिन पढ़ता हूँ, और हर बार एक नया अध्याय मिलता है। यही तो है हमारा खूबसूरत रिश्ता। 🥰💑

Marriage is about finding your person, the one who makes you feel complete, even if they sometimes forget to put the toilet seat down. It's a beautiful, imperfect whole. 😂❤️

My husband is my favorite person to plan adventures with, big or small. Every day is an exciting journey when I'm with him. Let's explore! 🌍💑

वो मेरी ज़िंदगी की वो पहेली है, जिसे मैं कभी सुलझा नहीं पाया, पर हर दिन उसके साथ जीना मुझे बहुत पसंद है। यही तो है हमारा प्यारा सा सफर। 😅🙈

My husband is my favorite person to share a silly dance with, even if we're just in the living room. He makes every moment joyful. 💃🕺🤣

He's the one who still makes my heart skip a beat, especially when he looks at me with that loving gaze. My forever crush, always. 💕

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

He's the one who makes me feel like the luckiest woman in the world, every single day. His love is my greatest gift. 🎁💖💑

He's the one who makes me feel safe, loved, and occasionally, like I need to hide the remote control. It's a beautiful, playful dynamic we share. 🙈❤️

हमारी छोटी-मोटी नोकझोंक भी कितनी प्यारी होती है, जहाँ मैं उसे चिढ़ाता हूँ और वो मुझे प्यार से मारती है। और फिर हम दोनों हँस पड़ते हैं। 🤣💕

शादी के बाद मैंने सीखा कि 'सॉरी' कहने से ज़्यादा, 'तुम्हारी बात सही थी' कहना ज़्यादा असरदार होता है। और फिर सब ठीक हो जाता है! 😂❤️

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Marriage is a constant negotiation, especially when it comes to thermostat settings. But we always find a way to meet in the middle, usually with a blanket. It's a warm kind of love. 🌡️😅🥰

Marriage is a journey of compromise: I compromise by letting him think he's right, and he compromises by eventually realizing I was. It's a system that works for us! 😉❤️🤣