Funny Quotes / Husband & Wife

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

My husband is my favorite person to binge-watch shows with, even if we have different opinions on plot twists. We're a team, even on the couch. 📺💑

हमारी छोटी-मोटी नोकझोंक भी कितनी प्यारी होती है, जहाँ मैं उसे चिढ़ाता हूँ और वो मुझे प्यार से मारती है। और फिर हम दोनों हँस पड़ते हैं। 🤣💕

My husband is my favorite person to share a secret with, knowing it's safe with him. He's my confidant and my best friend. 🤫❤️

शादी के बाद पता चला, 'एडजस्टमेंट' सिर्फ एक शब्द नहीं, ये तो हर दिन की कहानी है, खासकर जब रिमोट के लिए लड़ते हैं। पर प्यार में सब जायज़ है! 😅💑

Marriage is about growing together, learning together, and occasionally, getting stuck in a furniture store together for an hour. It's all part of the journey! 🛋️😅

He's the one who makes me laugh until I cry, and then holds me when I actually do. He's my everything, through thick and thin, and all the silly moments in between. 🤣❤️

He's the one who makes me feel like I can conquer anything, even assembling IKEA furniture. With him by my side, every challenge is an opportunity for teamwork (and maybe a few laughs). 🛠️😅💑

हमारी छोटी-मोटी नोकझोंक भी कितनी प्यारी होती है, जहाँ मैं उसे चिढ़ाता हूँ और वो मुझे प्यार से मारती है। और फिर हम दोनों हँस पड़ते हैं। 🤣💕

हमारा रिश्ता ऐसा है, जहाँ मैं उसे परेशान करता हूँ, और वो मुझे प्यार से डाँटती है, फिर भी हम एक-दूसरे के बिना नहीं रह सकते। यही तो है हमारी केमिस्ट्री! 😂❤️

My husband and I had very happy twenty years. After that we met.

वो मेरी ज़िंदगी की वो किताब है, जिसे मैं हर दिन पढ़ता हूँ, और हर बार एक नया अध्याय मिलता है। यही तो है हमारा खूबसूरत रिश्ता। 🥰💑

We're like a perfectly choreographed dance, except sometimes I step on his toes, and he pretends not to notice. But we always end up laughing, because life's better with your favorite dance partner. And maybe a little less clumsy. 💃🕺🥰

वो मेरी सबसे बड़ी आलोचक है, और मेरी सबसे बड़ी प्रशंसक भी। एक पल में डाँटती है, अगले ही पल प्यार से गले लगा लेती है। यही तो है हमारा अनोखा बंधन। 🥰💕

My husband is proof that you can find your soulmate and still argue about the correct way to load the dishwasher. It's a beautiful balance of love and domestic debate. 🍽️😅💑

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

He's the one who still opens doors for me, even after all these years. It's the little gestures of chivalry that keep the romance alive. 💕

He's my anchor in the storm, my sunshine on a cloudy day, and the only person who can convince me to watch a documentary about ancient pottery. That's true love, folks. ⚓☀️💑

Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..

We've mastered the art of finishing each other's sentences, especially when it comes to ordering food. It's a delicious form of telepathy, fueled by love and hunger. 🍔🍟💕

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

मैंने उससे शादी की क्योंकि वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त थी, और अब वो मेरी सबसे अच्छी बॉस है। पर सच कहूँ, मुझे ये बॉस बहुत पसंद है! 😂❤️

How did you like your lunch today, darling?” “Oh you just have to look for reasons to fight, don’t you?!”

वो मेरी ज़िंदगी की सबसे खूबसूरत गलती है, जिसके बिना मैं अपनी ज़िंदगी की कल्पना भी नहीं कर सकता। यही तो है हमारा प्यारा सा रिश्ता। 🥰🙈

He's my rock, my confidant, and the only person who truly understands my obsession with buying more throw pillows. It's a beautiful, fluffy life we're building together. 🛋️💕

हमारा रिश्ता ऐसा है, जहाँ मैं उसे परेशान करता हूँ, और वो मुझे प्यार से डाँटती है, फिर भी हम एक-दूसरे के बिना नहीं रह सकते। यही तो है हमारी केमिस्ट्री! 😂❤️

He's the one who makes me laugh until my cheeks hurt, even when I'm trying to be serious. He's my personal comedian, always. 🤣❤️

Marriage is finding someone who understands your weirdness and celebrates it. He's my fellow weirdo, and together, we make a pretty fantastic pair. Keep it quirky! 🤪💕

हमारी बहसें भी कितनी मज़ेदार होती हैं, जहाँ मैं हमेशा जीतता हूँ, पर वो मुझे जीतने नहीं देती। और अंत में, हम दोनों हँस पड़ते हैं। 🤣💕

Our love story isn't perfect, but it's perfectly ours. Full of laughter, a few tears, and an endless supply of "I told you so" moments. And I wouldn't change a single chapter. 📖💕