A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

BREAKING NEWS: My wife is another year older today and another year closer to activating her life insurance policy! Happy birthday.

I hope your birthday contains only warm, fuzzy, and pleasant memories. May it signal the beginning of a year filled only with hope and promise. Happy birthday sister!

Happy Birthday Brother. Having you for a brother feels better than scoring a hole-in-one! I hope you get to spend your special day around the people you love the most, doing the activities you enjoy the most. Wishing you another year of good health!

We want you to have a wonderful birthday, Mom. So as your gift, we are sending Dad away on extended vacation.

“You put up with me while growing up. That automatically qualifies you for dad of the century. Happy birthday and thank you for your vast amounts of patience!”

To almost the younger kid in the family because second is always an option. Happy birthday kiddo, we all love you cutie!

Sister, thanks for twisting my ear whenever I did something wrong. It was a great learning experience. Happy birthday!

There are literally countless reasons why you mean the world to me, Mom. Happy birthday.

You are very special in my life, not only for being my sister, but also for being one of my best friends. Happy Birthday Sister!

Happiest birthday to the best grandpa I know! Thank you for all the life lessons you shared to me. Your advices have pointed me towards the right track in life. I love you so much!

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.”

You tolerate my mood swings,pull me up when I'm down. You are my ultimate source of inspiration and happiness. I just want to say that I love you. Happy Birthday to the hero of my life.

I’m sorry I can't be with you on your special day but I will always be there for you in mind and spirit. I wish for you a wonderful birthday!

When I was a kid, I always complained about the fact that I didn’t get to have a sister. But now that you are a part of my family, I have found the sister I always wanted in you. Thank you.

“I grew up wanting to be just like you, dad. And today, if I can even be half of the person you are, I would consider myself to have achieved something remarkable. Happy birthday, my dearest father.”

The sisters don’t have to be around for all the time, but it really becomes a great thing when they are around you. Have a Happy Birthday.

To the jewel of my house I wish you a very happy birthday.

Thank you for ruining every childhood photo of ours. Still today, every photo looks bad when it has your face in it! Happy birthday!

I felt like I opened a Wonka bar and found my golden ticket when I met you. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. I look forward to the many wonderful, scrumdiddlyumptious years ahead.

♥ I hope that for this birthday you remember how much you mean to everyone who knows you. Especially me. Happy Birthday my one and only husband!

Today I'm here to tell you how much I love you, miss you and think about you every day. Dear sis, I give you my very best wishes, greetings and love on your Birthday. Wishing you a great year ahead.

You are always a good mother to me even when I am at my worst. Thank you for being the amazing mother that I don’t deserve. Happy Birthday to you!

I must be a knight in shining armor because you are a beautiful princess in a fairy tale.

You have shown so much respect and love to my parents, as if they were your own.

She is like your sister from another mother. A friend and someone you can chat a lot with when it comes to raising your kids or get ideas on how you are going to surprise your husband to celebrate his latest job promotion.

Dear Husband. You are getting a bit too old to party hard like we used to on your birthday. But I’m not so I’ll have twice as much fun in remembrance of you. Happy Birthday!

Real friends are hard to come by these days, which is why I am so fortunate to have found one my best friend in you, my beloved grandpa. Happy birthday.

Have a lovely day! Laugh a lot, be grateful for every good thing in your life and share your happiness with your loved ones.

Anytime I feel like I am on a wrong path, all I do is think about all you’ve taught me. Your words of encouragement make me push further and give me hope. I’m happy to call you my mother. Happy birthday, mom. Thank you for always being there.

Happy 70th birthday, grandpa. My wish for you on this great milestone of your life is that peace and happiness never stop residing in your heart and soul.